Why is it that when you’re crying and bawling your eyes out until they are reduced to these huge and weird puff balls, you couldn’t care less about a stinkin’ tissue box…but when you’ve finally stopped, reached for the tissue box, and really want to blow the snot galore out of your nose…you are just too clogged up to use a tissue anymore?

It’s a conspiracy against tissues, I tell you.

Also, I hate crying.

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